Weirdo are everywhere. No exception at gym. They do not harass or offend me directly, but what they do, sometimes, really make feel I am an alien to this world.
1) Those Who Have Misused Hair Dryers
Most clubs provide hair dryers at the changing room. Hair dryer is used to blow hair. It can be hair on the head or armpit hair. Yes, I have seen most guys use the hair dryer to blow armpit hair.
Still acceptable. (May be, after drying the armpit hair, the hair will smell nicer and people will fall in love with their armpit, as shown below).
The weird behavior is blowing pubic hair. Damn. I have seen one fellow doing that in front of others. Guess he is using cool hair and not hot air.
If hot air is used, we will see fried sausage.
How about ladies?
Blowing pussy cat?
2) Those Who Want To Show Off Their Strength
Some guys believe that they will be more macho by lifting heavy weights. If they are bodybuilders, lifting 70 kg or 80 kg is pretty normal.
Have seen weirdo who are under 60 kg trying very hard to lift 50 or even 60 kg of weight. The thing is, once they saw ladies were around, they would do that. When the ladies walked away, they reduced the weight back to 20 kg. They should have taken Viagra and lift the weight using their little brothers.
We go to gym to build strength and not to show off strength.
Talking about showing strength, may be they should have seen how strong I can pee.
3) Wandering Around and Staring at Ladies
At my gym, couple of guys always loitering at the second floor which most of the machines are located.
One of them wears a bandanna on his head. Wrapped on his head. Not sure why he does that. No, he does not have long hair. Anyway, don’t really bother me.
When he find any pretty female member working out, he will try to work out close to her. If he found another sexy female member, he will follow. Therefore, you will see him walking here and there.
Though he has a bulky shape body, his muscles are not toned up. I saw him drinking the protein supplement, before, during and even after his workout.
He likes hogging the machines just to stare at girls without working out. This is something pissed me off. I have to wait for him to have orgasm for his eyes before he will stand up and let me use the machine. So, after looking at those hot babes, which part of body has he trained so far?
I guess…
His right hand.
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Angie Tan // Sep 20, 2007 at 8:55 pm
hahaahah!! good one.
errr.. so far, don’t think i’ve seen gals do that. lol! :)
wong // Sep 20, 2007 at 9:41 pm
:lol: Good one… Ya… Misuse the gym… Sigh, better just get off and let others in la… Oh… The reason to blow the pubic hair, is to make the little brother bigger, remember hot will Expand :lol:
sylvesteR // Sep 20, 2007 at 10:50 pm
So far, i have not encountered 1 and 3 but 2, yes. Sometimes it’s not that they want to show off or something, it’s just that they don’t want anyone to look down on them. So, they’ll probably use a weight beyond their limit to cover their weakness. Those ’sickos’ who laugh at people’s weakness would probably cause this situation as well.
By the way Mun, this post got a lot typo ‘error-lah’
offpoint // Sep 21, 2007 at 7:29 am
hi. a good post. found you via ping.sg. You should see some of the ones i’ve seen here in my gym.
cheers
xinyun // Sep 21, 2007 at 4:36 pm
haha, very true :)
but the girls in the gym, does the same kinda wierd shit like those guys you quoted.
personal experiences (unfortunate).
ronald soo // Sep 24, 2007 at 1:30 pm
not only this… there are friends of mine that ask me the following question:
Which gym got more pretty OL.
Which gym got more handsome guys..
damn i was like, you are going there to mate or what… bloody hell…
Another thing is that, i found it very common, those members like to chew chewing gum and at the end of the day, they will spit it out in the bathroom… damn farking lame… i had even seen one whole bunch of tissue paper stuck on the bathroom drainage system. wondering why the hell you need tissue paper while you are actually taking a bath…
Simon Paul // Sep 25, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Believe it or not, chics can make you go crazy. There was once when we, particularly we the Brothers of Iron, mostly my age of mid 20s, pumping regularly according to our workout, sets and reps, and when the coyotes started their howlings, we were intimidated! LOL, but do know something, it boosts your workout so as long as you know where you stand. You tend to pump harder, more reps, got a lil enraged in your inner side. I say this is good for the boys, better than to getting excited on energy-boosting supplements. The chics does help in a way. But don’t stare at them, it’s rude to stare. Also, don’t go about wandering, loitering and staring at them like a dog on a mating season. Look, it’s a gym, not a spa!
About men using the hairdryers, so far the only person that I’d seen using it miserably, is me. I use it to blow my feet, simply because I have athlete’s foot. There’s no way to cure it since it’s a genetic thing. Also, I don’t go blow it down there or even the sides. Bear in mind that keeping yourself clean is a healthy thing, so shave it off like I do! Don’t get embarrassed, it’s about your health, not others. Have some thoughts over it. Have some considerations for others too. You ain’t gonna like it if you happen to see hairs that doesn’t come from your body!
Lastly, about showing off, I would be glad to comment that some of this people are doing it for the plain stupidity itself, which is pointless, since they prefer working out the thickness of their skin, not their muscles. Some would do it for themselves for the sake of self-esteem. It helps to motivate you if you feel that you’re not energetic enough for that day, it gives you a temporary boost in your mind too. So choose what you’re doing, better to pick the one that you can improvise ;)