3 Tegund af Fur�ulegur F�lk � Gym

hahaahah!! g��ur einn.

errr.. svo langt, dont’ hugsa ive’ seen gals gera �essi. lol! :)

:lol: G��ur einn… Ya… Misnotkun the gym… Andvarpa, betri r�ttl�tur leggja af sta� og l�ta annar � s�ngheiti t�ns… N�ll… The �st��a til bl�sa the skapah�r, er til gera the l�till br��ir allst�r, muna heitur vilja �enja �t :lol:

Svo langt, �g hafa ekki fundur 1 og 3 en 2, j�. Stundum �ess’ ekki �essi �eir vilja til l�ta bera � e�a eitthva�, �ess’ r�ttl�tur �essi �eir dont’ vilja einhver til l�ta ni�ur � ��. Svo, �eir’ sennilega nota a �yngd fyrir handan �eirra takm�rk til k�pa �eirra veikleiki. �essir ’ veikur’ hver hl�ja a� f�lk’ veikleiki vildi sennilega ors�k this �stand eins og heilbrig�ur.

Vi� the vegur Mun, this sta�a got a einhver fj�ldi prentvilla ‘ villa-lah’

h� g�� kaup sta�a. stofna �� um smellur. �� �xl sj� sumir af the sj�lfur ive’ seen h�r � minn gym.

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haha, mj�g sannur:)
en the st�lka � the gym, hjartarskinn the sami g��ur wierd sk�tur eins og �essir krakkar �� vitna �.

pers�nulegur reynsla ( �l�nsma�ur).

ekki eini this… there ert vin�tta af minn �essi spyrja mig the h�pur stu�ningsmanna spurning:

Hver gym got fleiri laglegur OL.
Hver gym got fleiri myndarlegur krakkar..

fjandinn �g var eins og, �� ert a� fara there til f�lagi e�a hva�a… bl��ugur helv�ti…

Annar hlutur er �essi, �g stofna �a� mj�g sameiginlegur, �essir f�lagsa�iid eins og til tyggja tyggig�mm� og � the endir af the dagur, �eir vilja sp�ta �a� �t � the ba�herbergi… fjandinn farking fatla�ur… �g had jafnvel seen einn heild b�nt af silkipapp�r fastur � the ba�herbergi afrennsli kerfi. fur�a hvers vegna the helv�ti �� ��rf silkipapp�r � me�an �� ert raunverulega hr�fandi a ba�…

Tr�a �a� e�a ekki, flottur geta gera �� fara brj�la�ur. There var einu sinni hven�r vi�, s�rstaklega vi� the Br��ir af J�rn, a� mestu leyti minn aldur af � me�al 20s, d�la reglulega according to til okkar l�kams�j�lfun, stilliskr�fa og reps, og hven�r the sl�ttu�lfur r�sir �eirra st�rkostlegur, vi� var�lfur hr��a! LOL, en gera vita eitthva�, �a� upp�rvun �inn l�kams�j�lfun svo eins og langur eins og �� vita hvar �� standa. �� hafa tilhneigingu til d�la her�a, fleiri reps, got a lil �sa upp � �inn innri hli�. �G segja this er g��ur fyrir the boys, betri en til getting br��ur � orka- upp�rvun vi�b�t. The flottur hjartarskinn hj�lpa � a vegur. En dont’ stara � ��, �ess’ d�nalegur til stara. Einnig, dont’ fara ��ur � r�fandi, sl�past og starandi � �� eins og a hundur � a fengit�mi. �tlit, �ess’ a gym, ekki a heilsulind!

��ur � mannskapur using the hairdryers, svo langt the eini manneskja �essi Pers�nuskilr�ki’ seen using �a� vans�ll, er mig. �G nota �a� til bl�sa minn feet, einfaldlega �v� �G hafa ��r�ttama�ur’ f�tur. There’ neitun vegur til l�kna �a� s��an �ess’ a erf�afr��ilegur hlutur. Einnig, �G dont’ fara bl�sa �a� d�nn there e�a jafnvel the hli�. Bj�rn � hugur �essi g�sla sj�lfur hreinn er a heilbrig�ur hlutur, svo raka sig �a� burt eins og �G gera! Dont’ f� vandr��alegur, �ess’ ��ur � �inn heilsa, ekki annar. Hafa sumir hugsun yfir �a�. Hafa sumir �hugun fyrir annar of. �� aint’ mynda� af going to eins og �a� ef �� koma fyrir sj� h�rlakk �essi hjartarskinn’ koma fr� �inn l�kami!

Loksins, ��ur � s�ning burt, �G vildi vera gla�ur til athugasemd �essi sumir af this f�lk ert a�ger� �a� fyrir the l�tlaus heimska sig, hver er tilgangslaus, s��an �eir vilja vinnandi �t the �ykkt af �eirra h��, ekki �eirra v��vi. Sumir vildi hafa samfarir fyrir sig fyrir the s�k af sj�lfs�lit. �a� hj�lpa til hvetja �� ef �� feel �essi �inn’ ekki �tull n�gur fyrir �essi dagur, �a� gefa �� a t�mabundinn upp�rvun � �inn hugur of. Svo velja hva�a �inn’ a�ger�, betri til velja the einn �essi �� geta spinna;)

I have seen an indian guy (no offensive to other indian guy) who use hair dryer to blow his hairy chest. Yeah i know hair dryer is meant for hair. But seeing someone using it to blow his chest is weird and disgusting. I will try my best to avoid using hair dryer in gym now.

Lol… but those you mentioned are for guys. Are there any weird ladies in gym?

Haha! That is hilarious about the “blow drying pubic hair”. From a woman’s perspective, I guess most girls I see in the lockerroom are either completed shaved/waxed down there or only have a small strip so we can all basically air dry. LOL.

Now that you mention it though i have seen some use it for that. Mostly the older women that dont trim, but I’ve seen younger girls that do have a big bush down there that use it for that too. Who knows i guess it is hair! See ya

I’ve seen all of these and more at my gym. I particularly dislike the one that likes to hog the machines while he drools over women. This guy always seems to be on a machine i need to use when i’m in a hurry.

I HAVE seen that! When I was a kid, we belonged to a nearby gym. I always swam in the pool while my parents were working out. Afterwards, there was almost always this one woman in the locker room, her leg hiked up on the counter while she blowed her nether regions dry. I’m pretty sure my mom and I weren’t the only ones that thought she was nuts, but no one ever said anything. That’s not a childhood memory anybody should ever be stuck with. To this day I get flashes of that chick everytime I think about joining a gym.

Hilarious!!!!

Heavy weights is what gets results. Obviously some people lift too heavy, but you should have worded it differently.

People who lift light weights are wasting their time.

hey i just wanna ask one quest , when u enter the taipan tf gym , do u have to scan ur id card or u can just show them ur member card and they’ll let u in (free wieght area) bcuz if they just look at ur card and let u enter then i can use my fren’s card and just go there . therefor i dun ahve to register as anew member when i can use my fren’s card .

yeah, these people are weird, f*cking weird i swear, they sound like geeks fucktards

My gym has one of the weirdest females there. Here are a few things that ticks me off…

1) there is this lady who looks very polished and demure on the outside. But when she steps into the toilet, all hell breaks loose. She actually puts her feet up on the vanity table to shave her legs! Not even bothering to clean up after that. Furthermore in order to dry her sport shoes, she sticks the head of the hair dryer deep into the shoe to dry it! Ughh .

2) There is also one tomboy (sorry no offense to tomboys) who is super sleazy. She keeps walking around to catch a glimpse of girls changing and staring!

3) Kiasu ladies who ‘chop’ the showers by closing the shower curtains and taking their own sweet time using the sauna and steam room and then saunter back to ‘their’ shower stall. Doing this while there is a queue a mile long waiting to shower~!

4) This girl usually comes in and uses her curling iron to curl her hair, apply heavy makeup and prim and prep for almost half an hour. Then guess what she steps out to start her excercise routine

Now you know….its not only guys who have weird habits ;)

Nice to see others have similar irritation at the Gym..

We have a couple of strange individuals..this is a small town…but even so…

Most annoying to me..are the “POSERS” and by this I mean specifically those who…are completely normal..physique wise…not bodybuilders etc..but STILL stand there..PREENING…checking themselves out…this form of blatant..public..narcissism…or..EGO TRIPPING…is..SO annoying to me…it is so..strange to me that someone..ANYONE..could have THAT MUCH EGO! that they would just sit there and STARE at themselves…WOW!

Second type are the Machine/Bench DIRTIERS..people that sweat up a bench or machine and then..WALK AWAY..as if to say..”F—You! I could care less about anyone else in here…”

yeah..those really bother me…I have been driven to ‘Snitch out’ a machine dirtier before..something I try…NEVER to do..but..if they JUSt cannot..be polite..or even show BASIC regard for eveyone else..well..give em a taste of their own….BAD attitude..

Finally..HOGS..machine..bench..HOGS are…Scumbags…this is SO rude…

Then the final category is CROSS POLINATION..the hybrid types..

A Machine Hog/machine Dirtier…

Or..a Machine Hog/Ego Tripper..these are really annoying they are the guy’s..almost exclusively..that will just SIT on a bench or Machine STARING AT THEMSELVES in the mirrors…MAn do i hate those Punks!

Anyway..good thread..Really therapeutic to get this stuff out..my Wife is Soooo sick of hearing me rant every time we leave the gym…so..now YOU get to hear all about it..ahahahaahahaaa

Adios amigo’s..good site…really good..thanks..

I haven’t read all the comments and am sorry if someone already said this, but there are several things I don’t like when I go to my gym…

1. Girls who wear extremely short and skinny clothes. Like there will always be a ton of girls wearing super short shorts and a top that underlines her assets and makes them dangle every time she exercises or gets on a treadmill. So half of guys who fall under TYPE 2 just sit there and stare. It is distracting and just pointless.

2. Guys who dress up for a training like they are going to a fashion show. The reason I am saying this is because I always wear what is comfortable and cheap, since it just gets super sweaty and dirty after even one day at the gym. They are either just the showing off type, who would rather spend a ton of money on something to make dirty, or extremely rich people.

3. Those who come with Coke-type drinks. Every one knows Facebook, but not too many apparently can look up this kind of stuff.

4. Those who will not share a machine, although they have 5 minute breaks in between every set. And hygiene is bull-crap, because it even happens with things like hyper-extension machines and such.

5. Those who will use a machine and not clean it after although the cleaning towel and liquid is 2 steps away.

I’m sure I can think of a ton more examples, but it’s all for now. :)