Weirdo are everywhere.怪物到處都是。 No exception at gym.在健身房也不例外。 They do not harass or offend me directly, but what they do, sometimes, really make feel I am an alien to this world.他們不騷擾或直接得罪我，但他們做了什麼，有時真的讓我感到外國人對這個世界。
1) Those Who Have Misused Hair Dryers 1 ）那些濫用吹風機
Most clubs provide hair dryers at the changing room.大多數俱樂部提供吹風機在更衣室。 Hair dryer is used to blow hair.吹風機是用來吹頭髮。 It can be hair on the head or armpit hair.它可頭髮的頭部或腋窩頭髮。 Yes, I have seen most guys use the hair dryer to blow armpit hair.是的，我所看到的大多數人使用的吹風機炸毀腋下頭髮。
Still acceptable.仍然可以接受的。 (May be, after drying the armpit hair, the hair will smell nicer and people will fall in love with their armpit, as shown below). （可能是乾燥後腋下頭髮，頭髮將氣味好和人民將愛上他們的腋下，如下所示） 。
The weird behavior is blowing pubic hair. Damn.怪異的行為是吹恥毛。哎呀。 I have seen one fellow doing that in front of others.我看到一個研究員這樣做，在他人面前。 Guess he is using cool hair and not hot air.猜他是用冷的頭髮，而不是熱風。
If hot air is used, we will see fried sausage.如果使用熱空氣，我們將看到炸香腸。
How about ladies?如何女裝？
Blowing pussy cat? 吹貓的貓？
2) Those Who Want To Show Off Their Strength 2 ）那些想炫耀自己的力量
Some guys believe that they will be more macho by lifting heavy weights.有的人認為，他們將更有男子氣解除重物。 If they are bodybuilders, lifting 70 kg or 80 kg is pretty normal.如果他們健美，取消70公斤或80公斤非常正常。
Have seen weirdo who are under 60 kg trying very hard to lift 50 or even 60 kg of weight.看到怪物誰正在60公斤盡力解除50 ，甚至60公斤的體重。 The thing is, once they saw ladies were around, they would do that.關鍵是，一旦他們看到各位左右，他們將這樣做。 When the ladies walked away, they reduced the weight back to 20 kg.當女人走開了，他們降低了體重回到20公斤。 They should have taken Viagra and lift the weight using their little brothers.他們應該採取偉哥和解除重量使用他們的小兄弟。
We go to gym to build strength and not to show off strength . 我們去健身房建設力量 ， 而不是為了炫耀實力 。
Talking about showing strength, may be they should have seen how strong I can pee.淺談顯示實力，可他們應該看到多麼強大我可以撒尿。
3) Wandering Around and Staring at Ladies 3 ）走動和凝望女人街
At my gym, couple of guys always loitering at the second floor which most of the machines are located.在我的健身房，幾個傢伙總是遊蕩在二樓的大部分機器的位置。
One of them wears a bandanna on his head.其中一人戴著bandanna要他的人頭。 Wrapped on his head.包裝要他的人頭。 Not sure why he does that.不知道他為什麼能做到這一點。 No, he does not have long hair.不，他沒有長頭髮。 Anyway, don't really bother me.不管怎麼說，真的不煩我。
When he find any pretty female member working out, he will try to work out close to her.當他發現任何漂亮女性會員的工作時，他將設法制定出接近她。 If he found another sexy female member, he will follow.如果他找到了一個性感的女性成員，他將遵循。 Therefore, you will see him walking here and there.因此，你會看到他走在這裡和那裡。
Though he has a bulky shape body, his muscles are not toned up.雖然他有一個龐大的形狀身體，他的肌肉沒有緩和了。 I saw him drinking the protein supplement, before, during and even after his workout.我看見他喝蛋白補充之前，期間和之後，他甚至鍛煉。
He likes hogging the machines just to stare at girls without working out.他喜歡佔用機器只是盯著女孩沒有工作了。 This is something pissed me off.這是撒尿我趕走。 I have to wait for him to have orgasm for his eyes before he will stand up and let me use the machine.我必須再等待，他已高潮之前，為他的眼睛，他將站出來，讓我使用的機器。 So, after looking at those hot babes, which part of body has he trained so far?所以，看完這些熱點寶貝，這部分機構迄今他訓練？
I guess…我猜...
His right hand. 他的右手。
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Angie Tan 安吉談 // / / Sep 20, 2007 at 8:55 PM 9月20日， 2007年在下午8時 55 分
hahaahah!! hahaahah ！ good one.好的。
errr.. errr .. so far, don't think i've seen gals do that.到目前為止，不認為我已經看到了三角旗號做。 lol!大聲笑！ :) ： ）
wong 黃 // / / Sep 20, 2007 at 9:41 PM 9月20日， 2007年在下午9點41
:lol: Good one… Ya… Misuse the gym… Sigh, better just get off and let others in la… Oh… The reason to blow the pubic hair, is to make the little brother bigger, remember hot will Expand :lol: ：大聲笑：好的...亞...濫用健身房...嘆息，更好地公正下車，並讓他人在La ...噢...原因炸毀的恥毛，是使小弟弟大，記得熱點將擴大：大聲笑：
sylvesteR 西爾韋斯特 // / / Sep 20, 2007 at 10:50 PM 9月20日， 2007年在下午10時五十
So far, i have not encountered 1 and 3 but 2, yes.到目前為止，我還沒有遇到1和3 ，但2 ，是的。 Sometimes it's not that they want to show off or something, it's just that they don't want anyone to look down on them.有時候，這並不是說他們想炫耀什麼，只是他們不想讓任何人看不起他們。 So, they'll probably use a weight beyond their limit to cover their weakness.因此，他們可能會使用一個體重超出其限制，以支付他們的弱點。 Those 'sickos' who laugh at people's weakness would probably cause this situation as well.那些' sickos '誰笑的人的弱點可能會造成這種情況的。
By the way Mun, this post got a lot typo 'error-lah'屯門的方式，這個職位有很多錯字，錯誤啦'
offpoint offpoint // / / Sep 21, 2007 at 7:29 AM 9月21日， 2007年在上午07點29分
hi.嗨。 a good post.一個很好的職位。 found you via ping.sg.發現你通過ping.sg. You should see some of the ones i've seen here in my gym.您應該會看到一些我所見過的在這裡我的健身房。
cheers乾杯
xinyun 新雲 // / / Sep 21, 2007 at 4:36 PM 9月21日， 2007年在下午4時36分
haha, very true :)哈哈，很真實： ）
but the girls in the gym, does the same kinda wierd shit like those guys you quoted.但女孩在健身房，做同樣有點兒奇怪屎像這些傢伙你引用。
personal experiences (unfortunate).個人經驗（不幸） 。
ronald soo 羅納德洙 // / / Sep 24, 2007 at 1:30 PM 9月24日下午1:30
not only this… there are friends of mine that ask me the following question:不僅如此...有朋友問我說了以下的問題：
Which gym got more pretty OL.該體育館得到更多漂亮其他職等。
Which gym got more handsome guys..該體育館英俊球員得到更多..
damn i was like, you are going there to mate or what… bloody hell…該死的，我想，你是去那裡交配或血腥地獄什麼... ...
Another thing is that, i found it very common, those members like to chew chewing gum and at the end of the day, they will spit it out in the bathroom… damn farking lame… i had even seen one whole bunch of tissue paper stuck on the bathroom drainage system.另一件事是，我覺得這很常見，這些成員要嚼口香糖和在一天結束的時候，他們會吐出它在浴室...該死farking跛...我看到一個一大堆紙巾卡在浴室的排水系統。 wondering why the hell you need tissue paper while you are actually taking a bath…為什麼地獄您需要紙巾，而你實際上是在洗澡...
Simon Paul 西蒙保羅 // / / Sep 25, 2007 at 2:12 PM 9月25日， 2007年在下午2點12分
Believe it or not, chics can make you go crazy.信不信由你， chics可以讓你發瘋。 There was once when we, particularly we the Brothers of Iron, mostly my age of mid 20s, pumping regularly according to our workout, sets and reps, and when the coyotes started their howlings, we were intimidated!有一次當我們，尤其是我們的兄弟的鐵，我的年齡大多20多歲的中，抽水定期根據我們的鍛煉，樹立和代表，以及何時開始howlings郊狼，我們嚇倒！ LOL, but do know something, it boosts your workout so as long as you know where you stand.大聲笑，但知道的東西，它能增強你的鍛煉，只要你知道你的立場。 You tend to pump harder, more reps, got a lil enraged in your inner side.你會泵更難，更代表，律激怒了在您的內側。 I say this is good for the boys, better than to getting excited on energy-boosting supplements.我說這是個好男生，更好，而不是什麼新鮮的能源提高補充劑。 The chics does help in a way.該chics沒有幫助的方式。 But don't stare at them, it's rude to stare.但是，不要盯著他們，這是不禮貌的凝視。 Also, don't go about wandering, loitering and staring at them like a dog on a mating season.此外，不要去遊蕩，遊蕩和盯著他們像狗一樣的交配季節。 Look, it's a gym, not a spa!瞧，這是一個健身房，而不是一個溫泉！
About men using the hairdryers, so far the only person that I'd seen using it miserably, is me.關於男子使用吹風機，也是迄今惟一的人，我希望看到用它慘敗，是我。 I use it to blow my feet, simply because I have athlete's foot.我用它來打擊我的腳，只是因為我有腳癬。 There's no way to cure it since it's a genetic thing.有沒有辦法治愈它，因為這是一種遺傳的事情。 Also, I don't go blow it down there or even the sides.此外，我不去打擊下來，甚至有雙方。 Bear in mind that keeping yourself clean is a healthy thing, so shave it off like I do!記住，保持自己是一個健康乾淨的事情，因此刮鬍子把像我這樣做！ Don't get embarrassed, it's about your health, not others.不要不好意思，這是您的健康狀況，而不是其他人。 Have some thoughts over it.有一些想法權。 Have some considerations for others too.有一些考慮他人。 You ain't gonna like it if you happen to see hairs that doesn't come from your body!您是不是要去想，如果你看到頭髮，這並不來自於你的身體！
Lastly, about showing off, I would be glad to comment that some of this people are doing it for the plain stupidity itself, which is pointless, since they prefer working out the thickness of their skin, not their muscles.最後，關於炫耀，我將高興地評論說，有些人是這樣做的平原愚蠢本身，這是毫無意義的，因為他們喜歡工作的厚度，他們的皮膚，而不是他們的肌肉。 Some would do it for themselves for the sake of self-esteem.有些人會為自己這樣做是為了自尊。 It helps to motivate you if you feel that you're not energetic enough for that day, it gives you a temporary boost in your mind too.它有助於激發您如果您認為您沒有足夠的精力充沛的那一天，它給你一個臨時增加您的想法了。 So choose what you're doing, better to pick the one that you can improvise ;)因此，選擇你正在做的，更好的選擇之一，您可以湊合; ）
Pinosang // Pinosang / / Jan 7, 2009 at 3:46 PM 2009年1月7日在下午3時46分
I have seen an indian guy (no offensive to other indian guy) who use hair dryer to blow his hairy chest.我看到了印度的傢伙（不攻擊其他印度傢伙）誰使用吹風機炸毀他毛狀胸部。 Yeah i know hair dryer is meant for hair.是啊，我知道吹風機是指頭髮。 But seeing someone using it to blow his chest is weird and disgusting.但看到有人用它來打擊他的胸部是奇怪和噁心。 I will try my best to avoid using hair dryer in gym now.我會盡量避免使用吹風機在健身房現在。
Jessen // 耶森 / / Jan 18, 2009 at 3:56 PM 2009年1月18號在下午3時56分
Lol… but those you mentioned are for guys.大聲笑...但這些都是你所提到的球員。 Are there any weird ladies in gym?是否有任何怪異的女子在健身房？
Jessica // 傑西卡 / / Jan 22, 2009 at 2:25 AM 2009年1月22日在上午02點25分
Haha!嘿！ That is hilarious about the “blow drying pubic hair”.這是歡鬧的有關“打擊乾燥恥毛” 。 From a woman's perspective, I guess most girls I see in the lockerroom are either completed shaved/waxed down there or only have a small strip so we can all basically air dry.從婦女的角度來看，我想大多數女孩我看到的是已經完成lockerroom剃光/蠟或只在那兒有一個小條，使我們大家都可以基本上風乾。 LOL.大聲笑。
Now that you mention it though i have seen some use it for that.既然你提到它，儘管我看到了一些使用它的。 Mostly the older women that dont trim, but I've seen younger girls that do have a big bush down there that use it for that too.主要是老年婦女的不修剪，但我已經看到了年輕的女孩說，這樣做有很大的布什那裡使用它太。 Who knows i guess it is hair!誰知道我猜想它是頭髮！ See ya查看雅
musiclover09 musiclover09 // / / Mar 30, 2009 at 2:00 AM 2009年3月30號凌晨2:00
I've seen all of these and more at my gym.我已經看到了所有這些，更在我的健身房。 I particularly dislike the one that likes to hog the machines while he drools over women.我特別不喜歡那個喜歡養豬的機器，而他drools的婦女。 This guy always seems to be on a machine i need to use when i'm in a hurry.這個傢伙總是似乎是機器上我需要使用時，我在趕。
Leigh // 李 / / Apr 6, 2009 at 3:18 AM 2009年4月6日在上午03時18
I HAVE seen that!我看到了！ When I was a kid, we belonged to a nearby gym.當我還是孩子的時候，我們屬於附近的一個體育館。 I always swam in the pool while my parents were working out.我總是在泳池游泳，而我的父母都工作了。 Afterwards, there was almost always this one woman in the locker room, her leg hiked up on the counter while she blowed her nether regions dry.此後，幾乎總是有此一女，在更衣室裡，她的腿上漲的打擊，而她blowed她虛空地區乾燥。 I'm pretty sure my mom and I weren't the only ones that thought she was nuts, but no one ever said anything.我敢肯定我媽媽和我是不是唯一的那些以為她是堅果，但沒有人說什麼。 That's not a childhood memory anybody should ever be stuck with.這不是任何人的童年記憶應該永遠堅持。 To this day I get flashes of that chick everytime I think about joining a gym.為了這一天我收到閃爍的雞每次我想加入一個健身房。
AskTheTrainer // AskTheTrainer / / Apr 15, 2009 at 10:59 AM 2009年4月15號在上午10時 59 分
Hilarious!!!!歡鬧的！
6pack abs 6pack ABS樹脂 // / / Apr 15, 2009 at 11:10 AM 2009年4月15號在上午11時10分
Heavy weights is what gets results.重物是得到的結果。 Obviously some people lift too heavy, but you should have worded it differently.顯然，有些人取消太沉重，但你應該有它不同的措辭。
People who lift light weights are wasting their time.人民解除輕誰重是在浪費自己的時間。
riod // 荒漠化國際網 / / Apr 30, 2009 at 10:56 PM 2009年4月30號在下午10時56分
hey i just wanna ask one quest , when u enter the taipan tf gym , do u have to scan ur id card or u can just show them ur member card and they'll let u in (free wieght area) bcuz if they just look at ur card and let u enter then i can use my fren's card and just go there .嗨，我只想問一個問題，當ü進入大班金融健身房，做ü必須掃描烏拉圭回合身份證或U可以查看他們烏拉圭回合的會員卡，他們會告訴ü在（免費wieght區） bcuz如果只看在烏拉圭回合卡，讓ü輸入然後我可以使用我的fren證和公正去那裡。 therefor i dun ahve to register as anew member when i can use my fren's card .為此字母i茅盾必須註冊成為會員重新當我可以使用我的fren的卡片。
ashley machiatto // 阿什利machiatto / / May 2, 2009 at 5:08 AM 2009年5月2日在上午05時08分
yeah, these people are weird, f*cking weird i swear, they sound like geeks fucktards是啊，這些人是奇怪的，他媽的奇怪我發誓，他們聽起來像極客fucktards
Juliet // 朱麗葉 / / May 23, 2009 at 10:41 AM 2009年5月23日在上午10點41分
My gym has one of the weirdest females there.我的健身房之一，女性有不可思議。 Here are a few things that ticks me off…這裡有一些事情，我的命...蝨子
1) there is this lady who looks very polished and demure on the outside. 1 ）有這個夫人誰看起來非常拋光和端莊的外面。 But when she steps into the toilet, all hell breaks loose.但是，當她走進廁所，所有的地獄休息鬆散。 She actually puts her feet up on the vanity table to shave her legs!她把她的腳實際上梳妝台剃掉她的腿！ Not even bothering to clean up after that.甚至沒有打擾清理之後。 Furthermore in order to dry her sport shoes, she sticks the head of the hair dryer deep into the shoe to dry it!此外，以幹她的運動鞋，她堅持的首長，電吹風深入擦鞋幹吧！ Ughh . Ughh 。
2) There is also one tomboy (sorry no offense to tomboys) who is super sleazy. 2 ）還有一個假小子（抱歉不是冒犯tomboys ）誰是超級低俗。 She keeps walking around to catch a glimpse of girls changing and staring!她不斷走來走去，以瞥見女孩變化和盯著！
3) Kiasu ladies who 'chop' the showers by closing the shower curtains and taking their own sweet time using the sauna and steam room and then saunter back to 'their' shower stall. 3 ） Kiasu各位誰'砍'淋浴關閉淋浴的窗簾，並考慮他們自己的甜蜜時間使用桑拿和蒸汽浴室，然後溜達回到'自己'淋浴。 Doing this while there is a queue a mile long waiting to shower~!這樣做雖然有一英里長排隊等候淋浴〜 ！
4) This girl usually comes in and uses her curling iron to curl her hair, apply heavy makeup and prim and prep for almost half an hour. 4 ）這通常是女孩和利用她的冰壺鐵卷她的頭髮，適用於重型化妝和普里姆和準備了近一個半小時。 Then guess what she steps out to start her excercise routine然後猜測她走出，開始她excercise例行
Now you know….its not only guys who have weird habits ;)現在你知道... 。它不僅傢伙誰也奇怪習慣; ）
ectoendomezo // ectoendomezo / / May 24, 2009 at 1:23 AM 2009年5月24日在上午01時23分
Nice to see others have similar irritation at the Gym..高興看到其他國家也有類似的刺激健身..
We have a couple of strange individuals..this is a small town…but even so…我們有幾個奇怪的人..這是一個小城鎮...但即使如此...
Most annoying to me..are the “POSERS” and by this I mean specifically those who…are completely normal..physique wise…not bodybuilders etc..but STILL stand there..PREENING…checking themselves out…this form of blatant..public..narcissism…or..EGO TRIPPING…is..SO annoying to me…it is so..strange to me that someone..ANYONE..could have THAT MUCH EGO!最煩人我..是“ POSERS ”和本我的意思是誰...特別是那些完全是正常的..體質英明...不健美等。但仍站在那裡..得意洋洋檢查出來... ...這種形式的公然。 。公眾..自戀...或跳閘... ..自我的SO惱人的是..我...就這樣..奇怪，我認為任何人有.. ..可能很多自我！ that they would just sit there and STARE at themselves…WOW!他們只是坐在那裡盯著自己...哇！
Second type are the Machine/Bench DIRTIERS..people that sweat up a bench or machine and then..WALK AWAY..as if to say..”F—You!第二類是機械/台DIRTIERS ..人民的血汗了板凳或機器，然後..走開..如說.. “的F -您！ I could care less about anyone else in here…”我可以不在意別人在這裡... “
yeah..those really bother me…I have been driven to 'Snitch out' a machine dirtier before..something I try…NEVER to do..but..if they JUSt cannot..be polite..or even show BASIC regard for eveyone else..well..give em a taste of their own….BAD attitude..是啊..那些真正困擾我...我一直在推動的，以' Snitch了'骯髒的機器前..我嘗試...永遠做..但是..如果他們不能.. ..要有禮貌，甚至查看基本方面為eveyone以及其他.. ..讓時間品嚐自己... 。巴特洪態度..
Finally..HOGS..machine..bench..HOGS are…Scumbags…this is SO rude…最後..豬..機..板凳..豬是Scumbags ... ...這是粗魯...
Then the final category is CROSS POLINATION..the hybrid types..然後，最後一類是跨POLINATION ..混合類型..
A Machine Hog/machine Dirtier…機器豬瘟/機器臟...
Or..a Machine Hog/Ego Tripper..these are really annoying they are the guy's..almost exclusively..that will just SIT on a bench or Machine STARING AT THEMSELVES in the mirrors…MAn do i hate those Punks!或..機器豬瘟/自我脫扣..這些都是真的，他們是討厭的傢伙的.. ..幾乎完全將坐在板凳上或機器盯著自己的鏡子...人，我恨那些Punks ！
Anyway..good thread..Really therapeutic to get this stuff out..my Wife is Soooo sick of hearing me rant every time we leave the gym…so..now YOU get to hear all about it..ahahahaahahaaa反正.. ..真的好線程治療獲得這些東西了..我的妻子是Soooo病人的聽力我誇誇其談每次當我們離開健身房...所以..現在你能聽到所有關於它.. ahahahaahahaaa
Adios amigo's..good site…really good..thanks.. Adios阿米哥的..良好的工地...非常好..謝謝..
Roman // 羅馬 / / Jun 25, 2009 at 1:09 AM 2009年6月25日在上午01時09
I haven't read all the comments and am sorry if someone already said this, but there are several things I don't like when I go to my gym…
1. 1 。 Girls who wear extremely short and skinny clothes.女孩誰穿極短和緊身的衣服。 Like there will always be a ton of girls wearing super short shorts and a top that underlines her assets and makes them dangle every time she exercises or gets on a treadmill.就像總是會有一噸女童身穿超短短褲和頂端，強調其資產，使它們晃動著她每一次練習或獲得的跑步機。 So half of guys who fall under TYPE 2 just sit there and stare.因此，一半的球員誰屬於2型只是坐在那裡凝視。 It is distracting and just pointless.這是分散和公正的意義。
2. 2 。 Guys who dress up for a training like they are going to a fashion show.球員誰打扮的訓練，他們將時裝表演。 The reason I am saying this is because I always wear what is comfortable and cheap, since it just gets super sweaty and dirty after even one day at the gym.因為我說這是因為我總是穿什麼是舒適和便宜，因為它剛剛獲得超級出汗和骯髒甚至一天後，在健身房。 They are either just the showing off type, who would rather spend a ton of money on something to make dirty, or extremely rich people.他們不是僅僅是炫耀型，誰寧願花費大量的金錢，使臟東西，或極其豐富的人。
3. 3 。 Those who come with Coke-type drinks.誰是那些與Coke型飲料。 Every one knows Facebook, but not too many apparently can look up this kind of stuff. Facebook的每個人都知道，但顯然沒有太多可以期待了這種東西。
4. 4 。 Those who will not share a machine, although they have 5 minute breaks in between every set.這些誰不會將一台機器，雖然它們在5分鐘的休息，每一套。 And hygiene is bull-crap, because it even happens with things like hyper-extension machines and such.和個人衛生是牛市的廢話，因為即使發生了像超延長機器等。
5. 5 。 Those who will use a machine and not clean it after although the cleaning towel and liquid is 2 steps away.誰將使用這些機器和不乾淨後，雖然清潔毛巾和液體2幾步之遙。
I'm sure I can think of a ton more examples, but it's all for now.我相信我能想到的一噸多的例子，但它是所有現在。 :) ： ）