The gay encounter at gym series is actually one of the most popular posts at my defunct old blog.同性戀在健身房遇到一系列實際上是一個最流行的職位我解散舊博客。 Decided to republish the posts.決定重新職位。 As the encounters were real experience, no ill feeling is intended to offend anyone.由於遇到了真正的經驗，沒有生病的感覺是有意冒犯任何人。 Read with open mind and take it with pinch of salt.閱讀了開放的態度，並採取與將信將疑的。
The fist incident took place in July 2004.的拳頭事件發生在2004年7月。 I was still with我還與 Clark Hatch Fitness Center克拉克健身中心哈奇 that time.那個時候。
One night, as usual, after working out, I went to the male changing room.一天晚上，像往常一樣，在工作了，我去了男更衣室。 I saw a guy, who was about my age, sitting there with earphones listening to MP3.我看到了一個人，誰是我的年齡，坐在那裡用耳機聽MP3播放。 As usual, being friendly, I smiled at him.像往常一樣，友好，我微笑著他。
It was pretty late, about 9:45 PM when most of the members were either taking shower or busy packing up.這是相當晚，大約下午9時45時，大部分成員被採取淋浴或忙於收拾。 But, this gentleman, was still sitting there, staring at everyone.但是，這位先生，仍然坐在那裡，盯著每一個人。 Some of us were baring our chest (not naked entirely) and some were only with underwear.我們中有些人是我們的胸部霸菱（不完全是赤裸裸的） ，有些只內衣。
“Hello, I am… I hope to befriend with you. “你好，我...我希望能夠幫你。 My hand phone number is …..我手中的電話號碼是... .. and my e-mail address is …@hotmail.com”和我的e - mail地址是... @ hotmail.com “
No big deal, first time I ever get this type of message, from a guy.沒什麼大不了，我第一次獲得這種類型的郵件，來自一個人。 I did receive these notes during my secondary school days, but all from girls.我沒有收到這些注意到我在中學天，但所有的女孩。
I walked out from the changing room to return the towels.我走出了更衣室返回毛巾。 Oh, the friendly guy was standing there, pretending he was not aware I was standing beside him.噢，友好的傢伙正站在那裡，假裝他不知道我站在他身旁。
Mun : Hi man, are you …? 屯門 ：喜的人，你是... ？
The Guy : Yeah. 這傢伙 ：是的。 Oh, you got the little note.哦，你有沒有注意到的。
The fellow and I were standing close to each other.這個傢伙，我站在彼此接近。 He was pretty fat for his height, probably between 80 and 100 kg. I saw an earing on one of his ears . I saw some make-up too on his face .他將非常脂肪的高度，也許80至100公斤。 我看到一個軸承上 ， 他的耳朵 。 我看到一些化妝也對他的臉上 。
No big deal.沒什麼大不了。 Or so I thought.或因此我想。 We were walking, side by side, towards the exit of the gym.我們散步，肩並肩，實現出口的健身房。
Mun : I am Mun. 屯門 ：我門。 Nice meeting you.尼斯會議上你。 Have not seen you before, are you a new member here at this gym?還沒有看到你之前，你的一個新成員在此健身房？
The Guy : Oh, no. 這傢伙 ：噢，沒有。 I am holding Passport membership so that I can go any Clark Hatch fitness center.我持有護照的成員，以便我可以去任何克拉克哈奇健身中心。 How about you?你呢？
Mun : Oh, I only come to this gym. 屯門 ：噢，我只是來此健身。
The Guy : You want to go for a drink? 這傢伙 ：你想要去的飲料嗎？
Mun : It is too late. 屯門 ：為時已晚。 I have some paper work to do.我有一些文件的工作要做。
The Guy : OK. 這傢伙 ：確定。 I'm staying in Puchong.我住在蒲種。 Where do you stay?如果你入住？
Before I had a chance to answer that, he fired me a question which made my heart stop beating for 3 seconds .在我有機會要回答這個問題， 他向我提出一個問題 ， 我的心停止毆打3秒 。 I expect this question would have come from a babe, and not from a guy.我希望這一問題將有來自美，而不是由一個人。
The Guy : Are you staying with your girlfriend? 這傢伙 ：你要住你的女朋友？ Are you still single?你還在單身？
Mun : Hmm… 屯門 ：嗯...
The question was unexpected from a stranger, a male stranger whom I have only known for less than 10 minutes.問題是意想不到的陌生人，其中一名男性陌生人，我只知道不到10分鐘。
Mun : Hey, mate. 屯門 ：嗨，伙計。 I gotto run now.餘gotto立即運行。 See you some other time.看到你一些時間。
The next day, I went to the gym.第二天，我去了健身房。 One of the instructors, who was pretty close to me, disclose the truth to me.其中一名教師，誰是相當接近我，披露真相，我。
“Mun, do you know the fellow who spoke to you is a gay? “門，你知道誰的研究員說你是同性戀？ He asked me out for drink too the other day!他問我喝了太多的其他的一天！ He has been doing this in most of the Clark Hatch fitness centers.他一直這樣做在大多數克拉克哈奇健身中心。 If he tries to molest you, you better let the branch manager know and we shall take appropriate action.”如果他試圖騷擾你，你更好地讓分行經理，我們應採取適當行動。 “
I was cool that night.我很冷靜的夜晚。 I told the kind instructor that I have not been harassed and I would not let that happen.我說的那種教練，我沒有受到騷擾，我不會讓這種情況發生。
The guy appeared again that night.這傢伙再次出現，那天晚上。 He tried to talk to me, but I appear cold (as cold as Pepsi Ice). He got the message and I never see him again.他試圖跟我說話， 但我出現冷（如冷百事冰） 。他得到的消息，我從來沒有見他。
Sorry, I am not gay. I prefer minty hole and I never like spicy hole.很抱歉，我不是同性戀。 我喜歡明蒂洞 ， 我從來沒有像辣洞。
Read the閱讀 second incident 第二起事件 which happened at the same gym two weeks later!這發生在同一體育館兩個星期後！
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Angie Tan 安吉談 // / / Aug 17, 2007 at 11:17 AM 2007年8月17號在上午11時17分
I was commenting about this with a friend as well.我是在評論有關此與朋友以及。
So far, the gals in the locker room are sitting around gossiping and etc. :-P到目前為止，三角旗號在更衣室裡都坐在一起聊天等：磷
This seems to be a very common occurrence for the guys at the gym, huh?這似乎是一個非常普遍的現象的人在體育館，啊？
Iry Iry // / / Aug 17, 2007 at 11:39 AM 2007年8月17號在上午11時39分
Still feel funny after reading this post several times..仍然覺得好笑讀此帖多次.. Haha..哈哈..
Simon Paul // 西蒙保羅 / / Sep 11, 2007 at 10:23 PM 9月11日，在下午10點23分
WoW.魔獸世界。 I guess I would rather keep an eye of these kinda fellas.我想我寧願留意這些還挺fellas 。 I have a godbro who are born as such, and I do understand his situation well.我有一個godbro誰出生這樣，我理解他的狀況很好。 And let me reveal this to you.讓我發現這個給你。 They call themselves PLU.他們自稱PLU 。 I think you have to figure this three initials yourself.我想你以為這三個字母的。 Majority of the whole lot of them are nice & sincere, they can accept & expect any kinds of our reaction, the moment we found out about the their truth.大多數整個，其中許多是好的，真誠的，他們可以接受任何類型與期待的反應，現在我們找到了關於他們的真相。 So you don't have to worry about such issues.這樣您就不必擔心這些問題。 Hey, don't get me wrong.嘿，不要誤解我的意思。 I'm not a gay, and certainly I'ma “SMLU” (Stands for Straight Men Like Us) and that's for you info.我不是同性戀，當然我是一個“ SMLU ” （主張正派男士同我們一樣） ，這是為您的信息。 Anyway, just be frank to them and tell them that you're not one of them.總之，只是坦率地給他們，並告訴他們說，你是不是其中之一。 Be their friends, and they'll treat you as what you are.是他們的朋友，他們會請您為您所。 They are nice people, and they're also human.他們是好人，他們還在人力。 And if you happen to encounter any men who refuses to be nice and yet aggressive up to his like, then teach them a lesson of respect: Aim for it down below, squeeze it as hard as you can until you know he had begun his misery, then walk away.如果你碰巧遇到任何男人誰拒絕不錯，但他的侵略性行動一樣，然後教給他們一個教訓，尊重：目的為它下面，擠壓像你可以到你知道他已經開始了他的痛苦，然後走開。 Know what?知道嗎？ My godsister taught me this, and it works for me ;)我國godsister教我這個，它的作品對我來說; ）