Gay Encounter at Gym (3) – Never Pick Up Soap During Shower盖伊在体操（3）遭遇-不要皮卡香皂在淋浴

After reading my gay encounters in gym (看完后我在健身房遇到同性恋（ Are You Single? 你是单身？ and和 Want To Watch Movie Together? 想要观看电影一起？ ), a blog reader has shared with me about his gay encounter at male changing room of his gym. ），一个博客的读者与我分享了他在男子改变其健身房同性恋遇到的问题。 Here you go for his experience:在这里，您去他的经验：

“Dude! “瞧一瞧！ Alas…a fellow 'victim' too!唉...同伴'受害者'呢！ Just yesterday, a beefy South-American looking gay dude tried to lure me into the shower cubicle at the gym, California Fitness, which I go to.就在昨天，仡南美籍前瞻性同性恋花花公子试图引诱淋浴的房间在健身房我，加利福尼亚健身，我去。 Unfortunately, my experience was not as 'peaceful' as yours.不幸的是，我的经验并不像'和平'为你的。 For a weaker-willed heterosexual individual, it could be a tad traumatizing.对于较弱的坚强意志的异性个体，可能是一点点创伤。 Fortunately or unfortunately, this isn't exactly new to me..幸运还是不幸，这并非是新的，我.. Got calls from male bisexuals (how they get my number is beyond me), and stares from gay dudes before.获得男双性恋者的呼声（如何得到我的电话号码，令我望尘莫及的），并因在同性恋帅哥的眼神。

Anyway, this beefy fella was beside me in the sauna.无论如何，这仡家伙是我身边的桑拿。 Noticed he was glancing in my direction, but didn't think anything about it.看到他在我的方向瞥了一眼，但没有想到什么。 When I left the sauna, so did he.当我离开桑拿，他也是如此。

At that moment, all the shower cubicles were full.在那一刻，所有的淋浴隔间已经爆满。 So, I walked from one end to the other.所以，我走从一个一端到另一端。 He followed me.他跟着我。 I, of course, assumed he was looking for a free cubicle too.我当然以为他是一个免费房间寻找了。 When I finally found one, he stood and waited outside mine.当我终于找到一个，他站在外面等着我。

I still didn't think anything was weird about that.我仍然不认为任何事都是对的怪异。 But, when I turned to hang my towel, I saw him peeping through the crack in the curtain!但是，当我把我的毛巾挂，我看到他通过在窗帘裂缝偷窥！ I was like WTF but nothing could have prepared me for what happened next.我很喜欢跆拳道，但没有什么可以准备接下来发生的事情我。

He started rubbing his d*ck!他开始摸摸自己的深*对照！

SHIT!狗屎！ At that time, I convinced myself I was being paranoid.当时，我相信自己，我被偏执。 He was probably drying his balls.他可能是干燥的球。

Yeah right!是的没错！

Anyway, my shower took around 10 minutes and when I peeped out, I didn't see him.无论如何，我的淋浴了约10分钟，当我偷看了，我没有看见他。 I mentally went PHEW!本人弱智了唷！ It's just my imagination.这只是我的想象。 But when I pulled open my curtain, there he was waiting in the sauna, staring out of the glass window, right at me!但当我拉开了我的窗帘，有他在等待在桑拿浴室，望着玻璃的窗外，他看着我！

Damn, what a Psycho moment..哎呀，什么是心理的时刻.. I quickly left the cubicle, and he stepped out of the sauna and followed me.我迅速离开了房间，他走出了桑拿出来跟着我。 He went PSST PSST, but I ignored him.他接着计票计票，但我不理睬他。 He then stood outside an empty cubicle and PSST me a bit more..然后，他站在外面一个空房间和计票，我就有些更多.. 'Shit. '狗屎。 He wants to screw me.'他要我难堪。 I just continued on.ANYWAY!我选择了继续on.ANYWAY！ Sorry this took so long, but I had to tell this.抱歉，此了这么长，但我不得不告知。 Fast forward 15 minutes – as I was about to leave, I saw him again.快进15分钟-因为我要离开，我再次见到他。 He was staring at me with a half-smirk on his face..他盯着我用一个半在他的脸上..傻笑 Then I said it 'Sorry dude, I ain't gay' BANG!然后我说'对不起花花公子，我是不是同性恋'咚！

He looked sheepish and embarrassed.他看上去羞怯和尴尬。 I met my girlfriend at the gym entrance and I saw him leaving as well and I said 'Hey.我遇到了在体育馆门口我的女朋友，我看见他也离开，我说：'嘿。 This is my girlfriend' Boy, that was a Kodak moment.这是我的女朋友'伙计，这是一个柯达的时刻。

Phew..anyway anyway.唷..反正无论如何。 I'm not saying I'm homophobic or what.我不是说我是同性恋或什么。 I've nothing against gay people.我没有对同性恋人。 You can't fight nature man.你可以不打本性。 If he had approached me like that fella did with you, I would have politely turned him down.如果他有这样的接触和你一样，我会礼貌地拒绝了他的家伙我。 But this mofo rubbed his dick and followed me to the showers and wanted to screw me.但这种美富擦了擦家伙并遵循我的阵雨，并希望螺丝我。 That's just too much.这就是太多了。 Just had to crush his damned dignity.刚刚粉碎他该死的尊严。

Well good day, Mun!那么好的一天，门！ Let's hope the both of us won't have such encounters ever!让我们都希望我们不会有这样的接触过！

Cheers!”干杯！“

Mun's comment: Rule number one: Never bend down to pick up your soap if you drop it in a gym (for guy). 门的意见：规则一：不要弯腰拾起您的肥皂，如果你在健身房下降（为家伙）它。 You never know who is standing behind you.你永远不知道谁是你身后的地位。

If you do have similar experience, I am sorry to know that.如果你有类似的经验，我很抱歉，知道这一点。 But, do但是，不要 drop me an e-mail 放弃我的电子邮件 to share with us if you do not mind.与我们分享，如果你不介意。

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