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Prolong Your Life for Another 5 Yeas By Staring at Big Boobs for 10 Minutes a Day

July 6th, 2009 · 6 Comments ·
 
 



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I got another interesting e-mail forwarded by my friend. Read the email first before I tell you what I have found. Here is the contents:

“This is not a joke. It came from the New England Journal of Medicine.

Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women’s breasts is good for a man’s health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out” declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.

Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients – half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so. The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease.

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“Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation,” explains Dr. Weatherby. “There’s no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier.” “Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.”

Wow.

After reading the above message, please do not rush out and look for well-endowed girls ans start to stare at their boobs. When something too good to be true, yes, it probably is.

The first thing I did was to go to New England Journal of Medicine as mentioned in the e-mail. Unfortunately, I was unable to find anything about the article. Then, I did a search on the medical journal articles in the Medline database and saw zero items on this topics authored by the so called Dr Karen Weatherby.

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The story looks like an urban legend (if it qualifies to be one). I remembered I saw similar e-mail many years ago, dated back in year 2000, but never bother to do a thorough check.

No doubt, staring big cup of breasts is one of the ultimate man’s fantasies. I am sure Pamela Anderson did not know about her contribution to the well being of so many male’s audience when she did the implant. Too bad, the e-mail is just another masterpiece by man who is looking for valid reason to ogling at breasts. Even if it is true, though one may prolong his life by another 5 years, he probably will be killed earlier by his wife if he keeps staring at other boobs. So, at the end of the day, he still dies, and much earlier.

Want to extend your life for another 5 years? Sure. Go to gym an hour a session and 3 times a week!

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Now, stop staring.  Time to go to gym.

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6 responses so far ↓
  • sylvesteR // Jul 6, 2009 at 3:01 PM

    Beware tough, of adrenaline pumps. people with hypertension could die as a result of looking at the breasts, haha!!

  • Kirksman // Jul 6, 2009 at 9:33 PM

    Looks like I’ve a reason to buy those Playboy magazines during my next trip.

  • bsim // Jul 6, 2009 at 11:53 PM

    Ha,ha,ha…. it’s bad for the heart…cause palpitations…. some chinese said this is the cause of bleeding nose…..back to the gym, guys!

  • salirefitness // Jul 7, 2009 at 11:18 PM

    I would be interested in seeing what the actual increase in heart rate is for staring at breasts. I don’t think it would be that much of an increase except for maybe teenagers. After a you’ve seen a few breasts you want to see them all, but the novelty and much of the excitement wears off.

  • alihatuki // Jul 8, 2009 at 9:06 PM

    hhh, i liked your point in this artical. hhhh also the last sentence.

    go to the gym :d

  • stupe // Jul 14, 2009 at 8:00 PM

    wanna live forever? Marry one with big assets. :P

    I did.

    LOL!

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