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Gay Encounter at Gym (3) – Never Pick Up Soap During Shower

April 13th, 2008 · 6 Comments ·


After reading my gay encounters in gym (Are You Single? and Want To Watch Movie Together?), a blog reader has shared with me about his gay encounter at male changing room of his gym. Here you go for his experience:

“Dude! Alas…a fellow ‘victim’ too! Just yesterday, a beefy South-American looking gay dude tried to lure me into the shower cubicle at the gym, California Fitness, which I go to. Unfortunately, my experience was not as ‘peaceful’ as yours. For a weaker-willed heterosexual individual, it could be a tad traumatizing. Fortunately or unfortunately, this isn’t exactly new to me.. Got calls from male bisexuals (how they get my number is beyond me), and stares from gay dudes before.


Anyway, this beefy fella was beside me in the sauna. Noticed he was glancing in my direction, but didn’t think anything about it. When I left the sauna, so did he.

At that moment, all the shower cubicles were full. So, I walked from one end to the other. He followed me. I, of course, assumed he was looking for a free cubicle too. When I finally found one, he stood and waited outside mine.

I still didn’t think anything was weird about that. But, when I turned to hang my towel, I saw him peeping through the crack in the curtain! I was like WTF but nothing could have prepared me for what happened next.

He started rubbing his d*ck!


SHIT! At that time, I convinced myself I was being paranoid. He was probably drying his balls.

Yeah right!

Anyway, my shower took around 10 minutes and when I peeped out, I didn’t see him. I mentally went PHEW! It’s just my imagination. But when I pulled open my curtain, there he was waiting in the sauna, staring out of the glass window, right at me!


Damn, what a Psycho moment.. I quickly left the cubicle, and he stepped out of the sauna and followed me. He went PSST PSST, but I ignored him. He then stood outside an empty cubicle and PSST me a bit more.. ‘Shit. He wants to screw me.’ I just continued on.ANYWAY! Sorry this took so long, but I had to tell this. Fast forward 15 minutes – as I was about to leave, I saw him again. He was staring at me with a half-smirk on his face.. Then I said it ‘Sorry dude, I ain’t gay’ BANG!

He looked sheepish and embarrassed. I met my girlfriend at the gym entrance and I saw him leaving as well and I said ‘Hey. This is my girlfriend’ Boy, that was a Kodak moment.


Phew..anyway anyway. I’m not saying I’m homophobic or what. I’ve nothing against gay people. You can’t fight nature man. If he had approached me like that fella did with you, I would have politely turned him down. But this mofo rubbed his dick and followed me to the showers and wanted to screw me. That’s just too much. Just had to crush his damned dignity.

Well good day, Mun! Let’s hope the both of us won’t have such encounters ever!



Mun’s comment: Rule number one: Never bend down to pick up your soap if you drop it in a gym (for guy). You never know who is standing behind you.

If you do have similar experience, I am sorry to know that. But, do drop me an e-mail to share with us if you do not mind.



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6 responses so far ↓
  • ShadowFox // Apr 13, 2008 at 12:43 AM

    No need to look far, my blog has been infested with lotsa faggots recently spamming and flaming my comment box. *ROTFLMAO*

  • Jessie // May 5, 2008 at 9:55 AM

    Haha I feel sorry for your friend here but I can’t help to think he must be really hot.

  • Kelv // May 14, 2008 at 11:37 PM

    Scary shyt…

  • Mr. Keke // May 30, 2008 at 2:11 PM

    california isn’t coined ‘gaylifornia’ for nothing.

    i would like to point out that 80% of the men there are gays, or “People Like Us / PLU” as we call ourselves…..

    really, not all gays are so horny though. maybe as horny as the equivalent of straight heteros being wet and steamy in a room full of semi-naked and beautiful women i suppose? ;)

  • ayeaye // Mar 7, 2009 at 7:29 PM

    LOL – great story & well told.

  • anon // Jun 27, 2012 at 3:25 PM

    Rubbing his dick was… forward, but you should have just told him right then and there you weren’t gay. He immediately backed off once he knew, so he probably assumed you were toying with him and playing hard to get the entire time. Your pointless “keep my mouth shut, maybe he’ll go away by magic!” reactions were the real problem.

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